Things People Say - 11

"If I were gay, Ian McKellen is the first man I would make out with."

~Anonymous (for obvious reasons)

I heard this at (well I won't tell you where) but I laughed and laughed and laughed. And it was said in all seriousness.

This was said after this:

"Gandalf is not gay. Ian McKellen is gay."

Following the first quote another person said:

"And he dates really attractive, younger men. I'm serious he really does."

Then:

"I don't care if he's gay. I'll go see him in any movie he is in."

And to think - I could have gone the rest of my life not knowing Ian McKellen is gay. I'll never again be able to watch Lord of the Rings without thinking about it or the fact that my friend would sleep with him.